Congratulations, you have found my secret 404 page. Many have wasted their lives away on this quest only to come up empty-handed, but not you. You are someone who clearly gets things done.

Seriously though, it seems you've managed to come up with a URL that doesn't exist on this particular site. How about you stop randomly typing stuff in and try one of the pages listed below instead? Maybe something will pique your interest:

Things & Stuff: My Journal of all things creative

Tutorial City: My new, but growing, collection of design tutorials

If niether of those links interest you at all, then maybe you're just not someone that I can please. Whatever you do, don't bother me with your troubles... I'm probably busy trying to come up with a new way to part my hair and I don't need distractions.